Funny Birthday Wishes and Quotes

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Funny Birthday Wishes

I wanted to wish in a new way but I am sorry I cannot. Because I wanted to give you something that is really beautiful, unique and super terrific but I cannot send. Because instead of so much struggle I cannot fit them in the envelope. Happy Birthday!

Wow, one more year has passed so add it and better you stay on the ground. Rather than staying under the ground.
Wishing you a very happy birthday my dear!

It’s your birthday and you are going to celebrate it but I am worried that how you will blow all the candles? That’s why I thought that I should call the local fire department to blow them.
Happy Birthday to you my dear!

Another year has passed away and you are getting older and older but I still did not remember your age, that’s very funny!
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I remember that I was very intelligent and I remembered all the dates that were in our history book but I cannot remember your age because it wasn’t there in the book.
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Funny Birthday wishes For Friends

I remember that you have celebrated too many birthdays, but I am worried because I has been scientifically proved that having too many birthdays’ means that you are getting near to the death.
Happy birthday to you dear!

I remember those days when you were young and there were very few candles on your cake but now I can hardly see the cake because of too many candles on it.
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wish For Old Friend

I congratulate you on your birthday but I am very sad and I really feel sorry that you cannot even smile on your birthday because you don’t have teeth.
Wishing you a joyous happy birthday!

I want to tell you that another year has passed but I have not completed my mission to reveal about your age. May you live long and many more birthdays come in your life.
Happy Birthday to You!

I think that your heating bill will be low this month because you have got more than fifty candles on your birthday cake and these candles are enough for heating.
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I am very sad because you are getting older and the problem is that the cost of candles is getting higher than the cake. May you live long.
Wishing you a very happy birthday my dear!

I can understand your worries on your birthday. I know that why you look so worried the reason is that you are old and people send you awkward wishes. May you live long and see many more birthdays!
Happy Birthday to You my dear!

I have noticed very keenly that you have started to forget things and it means that you are getting old but no need to worry we won’t forget to celebrate your birthday. May you live long and see many more birthdays.
Happy birthday to you my dear!

I have heard that times runs very fast. But the memories of the times in which we were young are still in mind like it was yesterday but when I see your mouth without teeth then I remember that those memories are very old. May you have many more birthdays to come.
Happy birthday to you dear!

Do you know that the maturity come with age? If it is true then I think you are the most mature person that I had ever met. May you become more mature.
Happy Birthday to You my dear!

I never make a joke about age and the reason behind this is that you did not like it. I wish that may you live long and a happy life.
Happy Birthday to you!

It’s your birthday and I think you don’t need to count the wrinkles on your face and candles on the cake and just celebrate your birthday. May you live long.
Happy Birthday to you!

I have noticed it that whenever anyone asks you about your age to get confused and you try to change the topic then I think that maybe you also don’t remember your age because you are so old. Best wishes for you.
Happy birthday to you dear!

There comes a stage in everyone’s life that they have got plenty of every kind of food but the doctor does not allow them to eat, those people are the old people. May you live long.
Wishing you a very happy birthday dear!

I have heard that wisdom comes with age and then I think that you if wisdom comes with age then you may the wisest person that I have met. May you live long!
Happy Birthday to you my dear!